thefacelesswont-saveyou:

vantitties:

invincibles:

If you could vote for anything in the world, what would you vote for?

Ellen is my spirit animal

are we not going to talk about Selena Gomez

warranty:

5-v:

EVERYONE NEEDS THIS ON THEIR BLOG.

DYING RIGHT NOW

phoenixvvright:

perfect for family game night

twodoorcinemakid:

I fucking love this game

milesjai:

some highlights of my facebook captions from my trip to NYC in 2012

pinkiepony:

Please love your pets because their lives are short and they’ve seen you naked or having sex or masturbating or all three and they still love you

superlockedhogwartianinthetardis:

keepcalm-andpartyyon:

A comma splice walks into a bar, it has a drink and then leaves.

A question mark walks into a bar?

Two quotation marks “Walk into” a bar.

A gerund and an infinitive walk into a bar, drinking to drink.

The bar was walked into by a passive voice.

Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar. They sit. They drink. They leave.

THANKS FOR TEACHING ME THINGS THAT ENGLISH CLASS HAS FAILED TO ACKNOWLEDGE

gracehelbig:

buzzfeed:

This is Foo-Chan, the Japanese equivalent of Grumpy Cat. But instead of being grumpy, he just looks like he’s disappointed all of the time. 

OH NO

angelclark:

Dairy Queen can now add “random acts of kindness” to its menu.

A 19-year-old employee named Joey Prusak at a Hopkins, Minn., store recently stood up for a blind customer in the most incredible way.

According to an email posted to Reddit, when a woman allegedly stole $20 that the customer had accidentally dropped, Joey confronted her. After she refused to return the money, he told her to leave the store. But he didn’t stop there. Joey then gave the blind man $20 from his own pocket to make up for the theft.

“I was just doing what I thought was right,” Prusak said Thursday as he recalled the incident from earlier this month. “I did it without even really thinking about it. … Ninety-nine out of 100 people would’ve done the same thing as me.”

http://noarmycanstopanidea.com/dairy-queen-manager-refuses-to-serve-woman-who-stole-from-blind-man/

nerdylittledude:

archargent:

bellatrixisastar:

waltztothemoon:

lost-down-the-rabbithole:

awwwww

can this please happen for them?? like, some how…?

someone tweet this to the Big Time Rush guys or something.

It happened.